Ichigo D Kater is a cat. A splendid, mildly rotund moggie. Born in the spring of 2011 in the village of Hampton Wick, Ichigo now spends his adult years in the Derbyshire countryside.

He lives with his two servants, and two furry roommates: a slightly eccentric tomcat called Stan and the feisty young tabby Lavender. Ichigo writes through a ghost writer, as all celebrities do these days. (Ghost writer: Onne van der Spoel)

A Tale of Two Kitties: An Autobiography

“It’s now Monday afternoon. The Stranger seems to be loading up his transport thing. He calls it a car. All of a sudden, I get grabbed, out of nowhere, just as I was getting ready for a nap. And they put me in that wicker thing. A wicked wicker thing. I try to argue, but will anyone listen? Oh no, just ignore your master!”

Ichigo D. Kater is a cat. A splendid, mildly rotund moggie. This autobiography follows Ichigo’s journey from the village of Hampton Wick, to the Derbyshire countryside, with some unexpected company along the way. Ichigo is writing through a ghost writer, as all celebrities do these days.

Illustrated by Deborah E. Wilson

Cats Can: A Majestic Moggie’s Musings

“Had I better introduce myself? I guess so. My name is Ichigo D. Kater. I am a very fine example of the feline species. Some may call me just a cat. But I am a majestic moggie. I’m white with black fur all over, stunning yellow eyes and 16 little black toe beans. And a tail of course. And ears.”

Ichigo D. Kater is a cat. A splendid, mildly rotund moggie. These are his majestic musings, on many important subjects – from food, to naps, to cuddles. Plus many more. Ichigo continues to dictate his musings to his dutiful ghost writer.

Illustrated by Deborah E. Wilson